maximum-salty:

Lets start this off with our beautiful eldest hyung, Kim Seokjin.

an actual work of art

incredibly talented yet devastatingly underrated

literally a mom

certified food enthusiast

honestly doesn’t know how to handle being a mom of 5 but gets by with the help of the husband (shall be brought up later)

actual bias wrecker

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

Next we have the grumpy swag grandfather, Min Yoongi.

beautiful human being

insanely talented rapper and producer

500% r00d

if you haven’t heard from him in a few days, he was probably just asleep

can be a little squish sometimes

but mostly just plain rude

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

Now onto our actual hope, Jung Hoseok.

literal embodiment of sunshine

crazily talented rapper, dancer, and choreographer

80% squish

10% judging you

6% hipthrusts

and 4%… whatever this is

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

Up next is our god of destruction leader, Kim Namjoon.

sexy ass motherfucker

amazingly skilled rapper and producer

dimples for dayyyyss

struggling father of 5 along with his wife

incredibly rude

but mostly just a dork

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

Now on to this sinnamon bun, Park Jimin.

precious angel

incredibly gifted vocalist and dancer

literally the squishiest little bean

but yet 0.2 seconds later he is undressing the camera

thighs that could fucking kill

always messing with his hair

actual tease

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

Next up is our deep voiced sunshine, Kim Taehyung.

an actual angel from above

deep voiced vocalist who is also incredibly underrated

square smillleeee

just a tad off

actual slayer of lives

always either touching or licking lips

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

And last, but not least, our bunny maknae, Jeon Jungkook.

precious baby bun bun

insanely talented golden maknae

an actual meme

yet can kill you in 0.5 seconds

but also a shy awkward little bby

still manages to be r00d

precious little fluff that needs to be protected 25/8

You are now fully informed on the members of Bangtan Sonyeondan.

-Admin Yeonie

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